Thursday, September 6, 2007

Doms IITM song

RUN YOUR OWN RACE


Open your eyes
Avoid all disguise.
To win a game,
And for the fame,
Be on the ground,
Never push others around.
Make fun of your face
You better run your own race.
Open the doors
Look for the floors.
Don’t think three or four
Many more are in the tour.
Go with sympathy and grace,
Take all along,
And run your own race.
Push your limits,
Save your valve,
Problems are part but
There is a huge market to solve.
Don’t let your liabilities disgrace
You better run your own race.
Fundamental attribution error,
Can show you the terror,
If you pull the legs,
Change your perception rather,
All are as good as your grandfather.
It is more than a menace,
You better run your own race.
All nights we work like hell,
Not caring about the alarming bell,
Don’t ask and don’t tell,
Sell it, whatever you can sell,
Have some beer,
Ride on the deer,
Play with the monkey,
You are not donkey,
Broaden your horizon,
Yell like “Tarzan”,
Be you and seek your space,
You better run your own race.
Feel good to be a member,
Two years you always remember,
You won’t find this family again,
Be happy for whatever you retain.
Despite the teams and groups,
MBA is the only place,
Where you better run your own race.

Sunday, August 26, 2007

DOMS IITM Nomenclature team 2009

Mahamanav” that’s final……… and next day the new invention is communicated formally to the class. Though that name is not communicated formally (the only formal activity) including the victim because everyone has got a rare chance to be in their rooms (I don’t know what they do inside) thanks to a weekend followed by Onam,
Unlike “ CEO Connect”, “Corporate Wisdom” , “MIST” and many other so called forums , this team has not any formal structure and that is the beauty of this team, even a member doesn’t know that he/she is a member leave alone other members. This team rather forum, doesn’t have any selection procedure. Candidates don’t have to go through any kind of presentation (yaaaak) or interviews (without views), they are only required to come up with a creative name which depicts poor person’s personality. And what happens he/she becomes the member of the team without any formal information. This forum doesn’t have any useless meetings. Members are required to contribute actively. The mission of the forum is to create a healthy competition among the batch and to try to negate the “Pressure” of MBA curriculum by enjoying without hurting anyone. We require your feedback to improve.
When we go to the history of this “DOMS nomenclature team-2009”, it was started by one of the seniors who laid the first stone on the first day of the batch 2009. First revised name of batch was “Himes” Noooooo not “Himesh” its “Himes”, I am sure he (senior) must be a fan (may be an AC) of Himesh Reshammiya. Then the team never looked back they started coming up with names after name. In this series “Chulli” was the second name, though it was violation of senior’s copyright but we will go with it till we receive any notice from the court. The substitute name is also ready with us “Palindrome”. After these two famous names there are two other names which everyone loves to say “Hutch ka chota recharge (in short Chota recharge)” and “Chachaa”. These two personalities are very respected in our batch.
Then we have very special names for the residents of drunkard lane (Ground floor) of Hostel Pamba, these winners are called , “Kachra Seth”, “Maulana Shoukat Ali Bashir Al hazari (in short Miyaan)”, “the Old Monk” he sold his Ferrari for Old Monk , followed by “Himes (we talked about this man earlier), then “VIP” (Very Impot… Person) famous for marketing brand VIP, then comes owner of Amul and Akhada he is “Milkman” , then comes a very dangerous prisoner who is the God of violence, “HTML” in which first two letters represent his name and last two his characteristics , he is also called “ Khoonkhar Kaidi”, then our very own, inactive member oooohhhhhh sorry an active member of MIST, “Mistry” (plz use Hindi accent to read it), in between there is “Harry Potty” and the lane ends with very industrious and talented “Chetak the Ghoda”.
In this process we have some names which are almost finalized but yet to be declared. Some of them are “Vakeel Sahab”(No words to describe), “Safed Bhalu”(doesn’t miss breakfast), “Johnny”(struggling to look like John Abraham), “Sheru”(6:45pm dinner boy), “Call me Baba” ,“Rocket” etc. “Rabbit” and “Amma” are leading Girls Hostel from the front. Recent sensational names of the season are “Billu Doorbin”, his glasses are replica of a typical doorbin, and “Child Labor” this guy is too young to bear the burden of MBA curriculum. And as was told before the latest invention of the team is “Mahamanav”, it describes what this person is all about.
The team is working very hard and we are sure that the team would be able to forward you whole revised names of the batch 2009 before end quarter.

Note- Those who take it seriously will be sentenced to death.